| Outside Dodge City, I spot a lady on a 1150 RS BMW parked on the side of the road. I pull over, thinking that she may need help.  “You okay?” I ask her.  “Yes I am. I just stopped to put on my rain gear” she tells me.  As I look up ahead, I can see why. The clouds are dark and ominous and you can see the wall of water headed our way. The last time I saw a sky like that was coming into Cody, Wyoming and it just about blew me off the RedBird.  “Judging by the way it looks, not a bad idea. I believe I will follow your example” I tell her.  “Would it be okay if I follow you into town?” she asked, sensing what lies ahead may be a bit more than just a little rain.  “Sure thing. I'll be turning 
        off on highway 60, but you are welcome to come as far as it suits you” 
        I assure her. “Thank a bunch. I really appreciate 
        it” she says. We both mount up and head toward 
        the wall. There are few storms that match the fury of the ones that sweep 
        across the flatlands. This one is no exception as the wind is blowing 
        so hard the rain hits you sideways. Today I don't mind the extra weight 
        of the RedBird at all. The side gusts are strong but I just motor on with 
        the BMW behind me. We finally reach town and she decides to hole up for 
        the evening. I've got more miles I want to do so I wave her a good-bye 
        and push on to the 50/60 junction. There's a truck stop, so I pull over 
        for a Pepsi and peanut break beneath the shelter and gas up while I'm 
        at it. As I watch the wind blow signs over and the rain come down in buckets 
        I have to laugh a bit. On this entire trip, yesterday and today are the 
        only days I've got into any serious rain. But this one is sure making 
        up for it. Polishing off the last of the Pepsi, I figure it's not planning 
        on stopping anytime soon. And Springfield is still a good ride away. So 
        I button up my suit, batten down the RedBird and head back into the storm. 
        It's slow going but at least it is progress. I finally make it to Wichita 
        and decide to press on. The rain has stopped and I'm still a little far 
        out from home. And I still have getting to Springfield on my mind. Highway 
        60 has now officially turned into a 4-lane Highway 400. As I motor along. 
        I come up on a bunch of kids in a Ford dually pulling a nice boat. I notice 
        that something just blew out of the boat, so I crank it up a notch to 
        get beside him so I can let him know. The driver, eager to impress his 
        girlfriend, thinks I want to race so he starts cutting me off and swerving 
        in and out of traffic. Meanwhile, Mush-for-Brains is continuing to lose 
        things out of the boat. Enough is enough, so I drop the RedBird down a 
        cog and pull beside him like he is parked and motion him to roll down 
        his window.  “Just thought I'd let you know you're losing things out of boat, buddy” I yell to him.  The truth hits him like a wet 
        mop and it is so obvious he's gone from cool to fool in an instance of 
        time. And as the advertisement says – The Look – Priceless. He pulls off 
        to see what's missing and I move on. I wonder how he's gonna explain that 
        to Dad when he gets home. Night and fatigue begins to close in faster 
        than I would prefer. As it gets close to 9 PM I know Springfield is just 
        not going to happen. I decide to stop at the next town that has a place 
        to stay, but there aren't any with motels. Finally I get to Fredonia, 
        Kansas and there it is the – Plaza Grill and Inn. It's open, it's dry 
        and it will do. Thankfully, they have a room and I just catch the restaurant 
        before they close. The lady serving has been on her feet all day, but 
        she still does a good job. As I wolf down a good piece of dead cow, I'm 
        thinking tomorrow I should be back at the house. Little do I know the 
        most challenging part of the ride is yet to come. |