|  On The Morning I Have Been Waiting 34 Years For | 
      
        |  Rapid City Is A Long Way From Where We Sit | 
      
        |  Hey You, Whatcha' Doin' In My ‘Hood? | 
      
        |  I Sure Don't Feel Like Being Bear Bait Today | 
      
        |  I'm Fixin To Dump My Cookies All Over The Fine Streets | 
      
        |  Purple Mountain Majesties And Amber Waves Of Grain | 
      
        |  With A Name Like DEAD INDIAN MEMORIAL ROAD | 
      
        |  Hey Mister, Got Anything For A Poor Starving Monk? | 
      
        |  If You Was Hungry, Where Would You Eat Around Here? | 
      
        |  But It Ain't My First Rodeo, So I Look Forward To It | 
      
        |  His Lovely Wife Has Fled This Lovely Place | 
      
        |  You Can Check Out, But You Can Never Leave | 
      
        |  There Are Some Really Weird Folks That Live There | 
      
        |  They Both Wish They Could Travel By Bike | 
      
          |  Once 
            Upon A Midnight Dreary, While I Pondered | 
      
        |  It Looks A Lot Like A Three Masted Sailing Ship | 
      
          |  This 
            Constant Traffic Jam Of People Trying To Pass | 
      
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